• parents: honey, it's time for the sex talk
  • me: what do you wanna know


A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

(via macaron-swoon)